Red Dragon 2

The concept that many nurses don’t give a hoot about other nurses are the prevailing winds at AZBN. More later. This little diddly probe by a nurse illegally abused by AZBN is in the reckoning state of mind. 

 

Malloch, McCormies, & V. Smith: Snap, Crackle, & Pop, “New Names” they yelled, “New Names, Oh Yeah”, Snap, Crackle, & Pop could hardly contain their emotions at the annual NCSBN meeting as the director announced bad nurses would be identified by new names in the nurseys,org site in order to keep a watchful presents over them.  Snap was a devout catholic, while Crackle was a mormon, Pop’s spiritual practiced was whichever way the wind blows.  The director continued…”All nurses who blew the whistle on a medical facility over patient harm would be given a new name, and treated like the criminals they are”.  The director continued…. “Nurse whistleblowers would not be tolerated….”,  about that moment Snap, Crackle, & Pop was so excited over the good news they leaped from their seats all at once and rushed towards the podium, the director was so taken aback by the weight of human flesh rushing towards her she quickly moved backwards, and slid behind the stage curtain.  Crackle reached the podium first and seized the microphone, all that could be heard was a screeching crackle, next came Snap and her 4’11” inch height, as she reached for the microphone Crackle slapped her hand away but that only enraged Snap, a powerful blow caught Crackle under the chin, Crackle went down like a bowling pin, she toppled over and rolled a foot away from the podium.  Pop reached the stage wild eyed and yelling, “KILL KILL KILL”.  Pop leaned in to the microphone with Snap, all that could be seen from the audience of Snap was her dyed brown hair, forehead, and eyes due to her height but her words could not be forgotten.  “No good Nurse has ever been sanctioned”. “KILL KILL KILL” could be heard from Pop in the background.  Snap went on to say, “There is no such thing as whistleblower retaliation, and there are no federal laws that protect whistleblowers, anyone who speaks of these words would be censored, cancelled, and silenced.” Pop could still be heard in the background saying, “KILL KILL KILL”.  Snap continued…”Anyone mention whistleblower retaliation you will get this”, Snap then took the microphone and placed it against Pop’s lips and she could be heard louder than before, “KILL KILL KILL”.  The two PA nursing board members looked at one another then swallowed hard, one said to the other, “Act calm, and blend in, we can slide away quietly after there is a bathroom break”.  Snap, and Pop had got their message across, Snap placed the microphone in its holder before exiting the stage, about that time Crackle regained consciousness, and started to stir, she sat up dazed and said, “Is the party over?” Crackle thought to herself, “Man this hangover is worse than the one I had from that Schlitz Malt Liquor.”