Cookbook For Criminals AZBN

 

Federal Stew All Components Must Be As Directed Or It Will Sour Quickly

1. 130 Lbs Ambitious Irish Appearing Assistant Attorney General Willing To Suborn Perjury And Ignore State Statutes.

2.  210 Lbs Of Jewish Attorney General. Should Be Encouraged To Be BlindFold Free Before Adding.

3.  7 Puppet Nurse Board Members Who Do As They’re Told. Only One Is Required To Be Diagnosed With ‘Hearing Aids’ Which They Caught From Listening To A Bunch Of Assholes.

4.  1 200 Lbs. Of Board President, Should Be Bled Of Anti Hypertensives & Bullet Proof Vest Removed.

5. 1 120 Lbs. Board Secretary, Must Remain Sufficiently Somber Looking With Empathy Before Applying Heat.

6. 4 Heavily Armed Maricopa Police, Must Be Cooked With “I Don’t Give A Shit” Signs Still Attached.

7. 1 95 Lbs. Psychologist, Must Be Bled For At Least 3 Hrs. To Make Sure ETOH Free. Should Be Tested For Flammability Before Adding For Obvious Reasons.

8. 1 Security Metal Detector That Any Ranger Trained Expert Could Navigate Through.

9. A Minimum Of 5 Nurse Investigators With No Experience Who Have Previously Been Selected Because They Despise Hard Work & Hate Nurses.

10. At Least 20 Witnesses All With Prior Histories Of Known Perjury Events, Perhaps Add 1 or 2 With Phoney Credentials. These Can Be Added To Taste Later.

The ‘Federal Stew’ Should Slow Simmer For About Five Or More Years. The Above Values Can Feed All Nurses In The Valley, The Director Isn’t Needed As She Has No Flavor At All.