Cookbook For Criminals AZBN

 

Federal Stew All Components Must Be As Directed Or It Will Sour Quickly

1. 130 Lbs Ambitious Irish Appearing Assistant Attorney General Willing To Suborn Perjury And Ignore State Statutes.

2.  210 Lbs Of Jewish Attorney General. Should Be Encouraged To Be BlindFold Free Before Adding.

3.  7 Puppet Nurse Board Members Who Do As They’re Told. Only One Is Required To Be Diagnosed With ‘Hearing Aids’ Which They Caught From Listening To A Bunch Of Assholes.

4.  1 200 Lbs. Of Board President, Should Be Bled Of Anti Hypertensives & Bullet Proof Vest Removed.

5. 1 120 Lbs. Board Secretary, Must Remain Sufficiently Somber Looking With Empathy Before Applying Heat.

6. 4 Heavily Armed Maricopa Police, Must Be Cooked With “I Don’t Give A Shit” Signs Still Attached.

7. 1 95 Lbs. Psychologist, Must Be Bled For At Least 3 Hrs. To Make Sure ETOH Free. Should Be Tested For Flammability Before Adding For Obvious Reasons.

8. 1 Security Metal Detector That Any Ranger Trained Expert Could Navigate Through.

9. A Minimum Of 5 Nurse Investigators With No Experience Who Have Previously Been Selected Because They Despise Hard Work & Hate Nurses.

10. At Least 20 Witnesses All With Prior Histories Of Known Perjury Events, Perhaps Add 1 or 2 With Phoney Credentials. These Can Be Added To Taste Later.

The ‘Federal Stew’ Should Slow Simmer For About Five Or More Years. The Above Values Can Feed All Nurses In The Valley, The Director Isn’t Needed As She Has No Flavor At All. 

Anatomy & Physiology of Crime AZBN

The present day control and monitoring of nurses in Arizona by the Board of Nursing has cemented itself amongst the general public & students to be well founded in criminal activities. There is the usual routine complaints of perjury, suborning perjury and tampering with evidence that should be addressed by the Attorney General’s’, but, guess what? The A.G. is the major reason these activities go unaddressed and in most instances are the principal promoters of criminal activity which ignore state statutes that both the governors office and department chairs turn a blind eye to. 

When the old guard passes the torch to the new group of nurses what do they say? “You can not take an active role in patient safety that interferes with either physicians’ business or the whims of the Ivory Tower Generals such as the AZBN, Attorney General’s’ Office or facilities or their money train. As a very broad statement that could be easily countered by them claiming you must file a proper complaint. Thats funny, these peckerheads don’t care about the safety of the public. Official complaints turn yellow with age before ever being addressed, if at all. If one wonders how the U.S. ended up nearly last on the industrialized world of quality health, and costs, this is part of the problem. Criminals in charge. Well educated, but still criminals.